Al Franken Quotes

If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. You can't change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.

Al Franken

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ChangeSomeoneYouWantTouchLeave

There are comics who treat women fairly appallingly. But I can be great friends with them because I don't tend to do that ticking of boxes: it can make life too simplistic.

Jo Brand

LifeWomenGreatTreatFriendsWho

Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up.

John B. Keane

HappyNowListenUpKeepOur

So long as the Oregon question is left open, Mexico will calculate the chances of a rupture between us and Great Britain, in the event of which she would be prepared to make common cause against us. But when an end is put to any such hope, she will speedily settle her difference with us.

John C. Calhoun

HopeGreatEndLongBe PreparedShe

I travel all the time, but when I come back to the South, I see such progress. In a real sense, a great deal of the South has been redeemed. People feel freer, more complete, more whole, because of what happened in the movement.

John Lewis

GreatTimeProgressTravelPeople

I'm sick and tired of only being asked about everything that Donald Trump says or does.

John McCain

TiredSickDonald TrumpEverything

This Englishwoman is so refined, She has no bosom and no behind.

Stevie Smith

SheBehindRefinedBosom

I don't kid around.

Tori Amos

KidAround

My favorite place in the whole world is Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

Miguel Ferrer

WorldPlaceWyomingWholeHole

No one doing big business can avoid some contact with government agencies, regulators, and policy makers.

Mikhail Prokhorov

BusinessGovernmentDoingContact

When you create an economy where you subsidize corporate profits through a welfare program and food stamps in order to keep wages low in some perverse pursuit of 'competiveness,' than you reap the fruits of the anger that you sow.

Martin O'Malley

FoodAngerYouCreateEconomyLow

I just want people to get lost in the story and at the end kind of sag and say, 'That was fun.' It's hardly my desire for them to sit and think, 'What a great literary image.'

Michael Palmer

GreatFunPeopleStoryThinkEnd

People are starting to refer to 'The Giver' as a classic, but I don't know how that is defined. But if it means that 10, 20, 50 years from now kids will still be reading it, that is kind of awe-inspiring.

Lois Lowry

PeopleReadingKnowNowKindWill

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