Carol Burnett Quotes

I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.

Carol Burnett

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I AmAmStand-Up

I think, in general, finding the right time to have a baby is pretty scary.

Jenny Slate

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Every generation comes upon the movie again, and then, invariably, the books have a spike in sales because people want to read more about Mary Poppins.

John Lee Hancock

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If I could be anyone, I'd choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler.

Rob Kardashian

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I need to control my mouth.

Rodrigo Duterte

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I have never cooked a meal in my life and always end up paying for dozens of people to eat with me.

Rufus Wainwright

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What's unique about the Mormon Church is that it encourages inquiry. I really do think my research and religion are all on the same page. I never could have come up with the notion of disruptive innovations, which went against a lot of conventional wisdom, if I hadn't been raised to always be asking questions.

Clayton M. Christensen

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I heard there was a debate about fighting teammates, and if a fight should happen because the fans or promoter wants it, I will fight a teammate, but family is ridiculous.

Alistair Overeem

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Ten to 15 of my childhood friends from Minsk died of cancer. Chernobyl kills.

Svetlana Alexievich

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I didn't have a whole lot of role models to say, 'This much is possible, versus this much.' So I finally said, 'I think I'd like to be a mayor. I'd like to pull together a city and help do good things.'

Susana Martinez

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Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.

Paula Poundstone

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I'm relentless. My mother says I could sell ice to the Eskimos.

Sharon Stone

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I encourage people to take the road less travelled, explore the abundant off-beat locations. Take road trips, soak in some breathtaking experiences, and enjoy the scenic landscapes that our country has to offer.

Shenaz Treasury

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