Carol Burnett Quotes

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

Carol Burnett

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I get verbal diarrhea in the writers' room. I just tell everyone a million anecdotes and stories and craziness, and we all double up on the floor laughing.

Jill Kargman

EveryoneTellUpRoomDoubleFloor

The life of a dancer is tragically short. What is remarkable about the New York City Ballet is that it makes us forget that. Because it keeps the ballet alive.

John Guare

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When I visited Ireland with my father and heard the people on the farm talking, I couldn't believe the gift of language they had. I felt very untalented.

John Patrick Shanley

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Indian nouns are extremely connotive; that is, the name does more than simply denote the thing to which it belongs - in denoting the object, it also assigns to it some quality or characteristic.

John Wesley Powell

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Big Brother makes a game where it's competitive, not just a handicap match. Mentally, physically, strategically, emotionally, it's an even match. When you compete 100%, it's a real competition.

Metta World Peace

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I restore vintage Atari XY arcade video game machines.

Roger Avary

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My wife, Bojana, is a doctor; we both work intense hours and have months when we barely see each other. It isn't easy, but we realize nobody said it was supposed to be!

Michael Weatherly

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Whatever is a reality today, whatever you touch and believe in and that seems real for you today, is going to be - like the reality of yesterday - an illusion tomorrow.

Luigi Pirandello

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It's pretty cool to see how far music can take you.

Luke Bryan

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Obviously I'm going to be polite, so nobody has anything to fear from me.

Judith Martin

FearMeNobodyAnythingGoing

I'm not selfish at all.

Judy Gold

Selfish

Because I'm just an ordinary person that did some extraordinary things.

Donna Summer

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