Akiva Schaffer Quotes

One time, my mom told us, 'No TV.' It was 3 P.M., and I was sneaking it in. She put her hand on the back of the TV to see if it was warm, and it was. So she pulled the cord out of the wall, opened the second-floor window, and just threw it out the window.

Akiva Schaffer

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: writer
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 1, 1977

Topics

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I have always found fact infinitely more interesting than myths and falsehoods.

John Brunner

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I have a weird propensity to know what's going to happen in the future.

John Cameron Mitchell

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A well-run organization turns over 10% of their organizations, including senior leadership. I don't have the heart to do that.

John T. Chambers

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I think that's one of the biggest problems in rock is people thinking too much, putting too much emphasis on getting things perfect or completely sorted out. Sometimes that sound of not having everything sorted out is kind of cool.

Stone Gossard

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To paraphrase Winston Churchill, I did not take the oath I have just taken with the intention of presiding over the dissolution of the world's strongest economy.

Ronald Reagan

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The joy of 'Crash' was that it was all about the work. It was my first real part. Before that, it was a line here and there, maybe a scene. 'Crash' was five scenes, a beautiful arc, a little vignette of my own. It really meant something.

Michael Pena

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Twitter brings you closer. I mean, we see this over and over again from our users. It brings them closer to the action. It brings them closer to their heroes.

Dick Costolo

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A song just doesn't come on. I've always had to tease it out, squeeze it out.

Dorothy Fields

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The truth of the matter of is that stimulus money not only doesn't stimulate; it actually reduces output.

Arthur Laffer

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There is an old show business saying which warns never to work with animals or children, but nobody prepared me for Molly Meldrum.

Prince Charles

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Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle.

Peter McWilliams

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I like theme parks. The fastest roller coaster I've ever been on is at a casino in Nevada.

Tia Carrere

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