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Carrot Top Quotes

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 25, 1967

Topics

Time People Me Hair Orange Hard

Men tend to try to struggle to be more rational and reduce things to simplicity more and are more impatient with ambiguity than women are.

Women Struggle Men Simplicity Try

A soil, exhausted by the long culture of Pagan empires, was to lie fallow for a still longer period.

John Lothrop Motley

Culture Lie Long Soil Empires Still

I've created several musical trends, really. That's not because I'm so far out and fabulous. It's because most bands have no ideas of their own. They're so desperate they'll grab at any old straw.

Ideas Trends Fabulous Old Out Own

You can keep yourself alive. That's the magic of being an actor.

Yourself Magic You Alive Actor Keep

Nothing beats SoulCycle for dumbing all the way out or re-calibrating a mood in less than an hour, which is reassuring, since I typically wake up in a panic that's candy-coated with a low-grade rage.

Wake Up Mood Nothing Way Rage Out

It's exciting to see a kid at a rehearsal meeting with someone who seems like such an icon.

Michael Ritchie

Someone Meeting Kid See Seems Icon

Federal program and services outlay in Puerto Rico is approximately $10 billion per year.

Dick Thornburgh

Year Puerto Rico Billion Puerto Rico

I was hiking a five-day loop - alone - in the Rocky Mountains when I rounded the switchback and saw a large body on the trail ahead. It had brown fur with a cinnamon tinge that was draped across dense, humped back muscle. A broad head lifted and I could see the dish-shaped muzzle was catching my scent. I knew bears. This was a grizzly.

Alone Mountains Body Back Trail See

I've always felt that, you know, the Almighty has a lot of things to do other than help my basketball team.

Team Basketball Help You Know Than

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

Art Choose Need Whatever Marble Off

I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.

Alone Want Left

There is an element of autobiography in all fiction in that pain or distress, or pleasure, is based on the author's own. But in my case that is as far as it goes.

Pain Pleasure Fiction Own Distress

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