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Frank Carson Quotes

Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: irish
Birth: November 6, 1926 - February 22, 2012

Topics

Irish Jokes Most About

I can't play my songs on the smaller harp. I have a Celtic harp. I can't do the key changes.

Key Play Changes Songs Smaller Harp

History is only written from what remains.

History Only Remains Written

The problem with cap-and-trade and programs such as carbon capture and storage is that they all assume that business as usual can continue. The financial meltdown and peak oil has pretty much demonstrated that business as usual's not going to work.

Andrew Nikiforuk

Work Business Financial Problem Oil

Humility was an important part of the way I grew up. And I found that to be less common when I moved to California. That's not to say humble people don't exist there, but ambition seems really important.

Humble Humility People Ambition Say

I do worry about a world in which the rich get to write the rules.

World Rich Worry Rules Write Get

I was probably a bit of a mimic when I was a kid, and I used to imitate people.

People Kid Used Imitate Mimic Bit

In my experience, the more successful an idea is, the easier it is to fund it. In philanthropy, it's almost harder.

Stanley Druckenmiller

Experience More Successful Almost

Growing up, the only Asian face I saw on air was Connie Chung or extras on M*A*S*H. That was it. You could either be Chinese delivery guy No. 4 or maybe one day read the news.

Day Growing Up Face You Growing Air

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

Paranoid Being Get Worse Like Tends

Particularly when it comes to the regulatory environment, being a jerk doesn't actually get you very far.

Environment You Being Jerk Get Far

It's easier to build a business around a first-class product, even if it's a more expensive product to produce.

Business Product Build More Easier

I can pass myself off as a 'Duck Dynasty' impersonator a lot.

Chris Stapleton

Myself Duck I Can Dynasty Pass Off

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