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Frank Carson Quotes

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: irish
Birth: November 6, 1926 - February 22, 2012

Topics

Car You Engine Who Boot About

Girls we love for what they are; young men for what they promise to be.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love Relationship Men Young Promise

In normal times, at the beginning of each month, the federal government makes a cash advance to the Social Security Trust Fund called the 'normalized tax transfer,' in an amount equal to the estimated payroll taxes for the coming month.

Trust Beginning Government Security

Led Zeppelin has been there through three generations of teenage angst. And there's a generation of kids now who won't know it, post-Linkin Park.

Generation Know Now Three Park Kids

At my high school, it was the first time they had TV monitors up, and before class would start, they would have CMT and the music videos playing.

Music Time School Start High School

To work on the competition wear for the Olympics is kind of insane. As a fashion designer, you don't think to yourself, 'I'm going to get the opportunity to work with athletes at that level at the Olympic Games.' It really is such an incredible thing to have any kind of contact with as a designer.

Stella McCartney

Work Opportunity Yourself Competition

I'm quite strong for a girl. I studied karate growing up - I'm a brown belt - and me and my sister used to beat the crap out of each other.

Suki Waterhouse

Girl Me Sister Growing Up Strong Up

Tinker Bell is a great wing woman. And as somebody pointed out to me, she is also a winged woman.

Great Woman Me She Bell Out

Being single has definitely given me a new lease of life.

Life Me New Single Being Lease

Jimmy Carter was unquestionably the most moral president of my lifetime, but he wasn't much of a president.

Moral President Lifetime Most He

The only thing that I can do is know that I have great confidence in raising children and being a great mother.

Mother Confidence Children Great

Before I drop in, I tend to knock on my snowboard. You know how when you jinx yourself, they're like, 'Knock on wood.' My snowboard's wood, so in case I jinxed myself sometime in the past, I just knock on my board. It just makes me feel a lot more comfortable.

Myself Past Yourself Me Feel You

Though I've been in horror movies, I just can't watch them. The first time I watched a 'Harry Potter' movie, I had nightmares for, like, two weeks.

Time Movies Horror First Time First

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