Heather Mills Quotes

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.

Heather Mills

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BondGunBedFalseTakeLeg

There are more pompous, arrogant, self-centered, mediocre-type people running corporate America who should be sent out on some postal route delivering mail.

Joe Jamail

PeopleAmericaMoreMailOutRoute

The year my mom worked as a secretary at an apparel company in midtown, she would often come home in tears because she had mistakenly called her boss by another coworker's name. 'You know how it is,' my father said, 'they all look the same. It's not your mom's fault. There's just no telling them apart. Same high nose and deep-set eyes.'

Jenny Zhang

FatherHomeEyesBossMomTears

Here I sit, beneath the large window of a first-floor Georgian flat, exploring the corridors of my sordid imagination for comedic words of beauty.

Matt Roper

BeautyImaginationWordsWindowHere

Feminism is experiential; it's comparing notes. And when those stories get told, and you realize it's not just you - it's bigger - there's just a huge sigh of relief. Otherwise, you think you're crazy.

Robin Morgan

CrazyThinkYouRealizeBiggerGet

I love 'Mallrats.'

Luke Harper

LoveI Love

That is why, with optimism instead of fear, all those who want to see Puerto Rico's status resolved should seek the truth about each option, including the upside and the downside of each.

Dick Thornburgh

FearTruthOptimismWantWhySee

I am one of those people who believes that the solution to the world's problems is to be found behind the Iron Curtain.

Che Guevara

I AmPeopleWorldProblemsSolution

I always like jumping spiders. They're just so darn cute.

Cheryl Hayashi

CuteAlwaysJumpingJustSpiders

I kind of follow in the tradition of some folks - some thinkers and scholars I really look up - who reject the idea of intellectual compartmentalization.

Clint Smith

TraditionLookIntellectualKindUp

Pele was the most complete player I've ever seen.

Bobby Moore

SeenCompletePlayerMostEverPele

You can't please everybody. All you can do is please yourself.

Ari Graynor

YourselfYouEverybodyPlease

We recorded that trio and it's out on the Knitting Factory label. I've got another record in the can with that group and Marc, which I'll hopefully finish some time before next summer.

Arto Lindsay

TimeSummerGroupNextFinishOut

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