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George Carlin Quotes

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

Become Need Audience Standing Punch

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

Game You Celebrity See Anything Get

I know I'm the greatest, and like I said, I ain't here to be average. I always wanted to stick out as a sore thumb, so that's what I'm doing. It's just confidence.

Confidence Doing Know Said Out Here

Even though I'm a chairman, I don't always get my way.

Way Always Get Even Though Chairman

I'd learned enough about circuitry in high school electronics to know how to drive a TV and get it to draw - shapes of characters and things.

School Drive High School Enough Know

A lot of people had misconceptions that I throw tantrums and am very arrogant, and I knew 'Bigg Boss' will change that. You cannot pretend for 105 days in front of more than 100 cameras. I know myself, and I was confident that the world will also get to know and understand me through this show.

Change Myself Boss People Me World

Literature allows us to be open, to listen, and to be curious.

Curious Literature Listen Open Us

The most important thing in life is having a child. Nothing is more special than a child.

Life Child Important Nothing Special

There are people I love in Nashville and would not want to go a day without talking to, but I want to see the world.

Love Day People World Talking Want

I will never coach again. I don't want to, but I wouldn't even if I did.

Want Will Never Coach Again Even

More than anything tough, I play 'Madden'. I'm a football guy at heart; maybe I should have played football for a living instead, because I play a lot of football videogames. I'm really into them.

Heart Football Tough Play Living

It has been an honor to work in the Obama Administration and to serve this President, particularly during a period of unprecedented change in the broader Middle East. Obviously, there is still work to do but I promised my wife I would return to government for only two years and we both agreed it is time to act on my promise.

Work Change Time Wife Government

I will remain active in judo.

Will Active Remain

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