George Carlin Quotes

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

George Carlin

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

GoodTryingYouGood ExampleRight

I have compassion, I've told you people that over and over again. Enforcing the law overrides my compassion.

Joe Arpaio

CompassionPeopleLawYouOver

I've loved football since I was in the marching band of junior high and high school and was the water girl for my high school's team.

Jennifer Garner

GirlWaterFootballSchoolTeam

Most of us live in a fog. It's like life is a movie we arrived to 20 minutes late. You know something important seems to be going on. But we can't figure out the story. We don't know what part we're supposed to play or what the plot is.

John Eldredge

LifeLiveFogStoryYouPlay

You know people just assume, 'Well, all my life I'll be a worrier.' That doesn't have to be true. There's a way to drink from God's presence so much that worry begins to dissipate.

Max Lucado

LifeGodPeopleMy LifeWorryYou

I love books that give you space to climb inside there. And you have to run to keep up in places, and you have to fill in a lot of blanks yourself. So it almost becomes your story.

Steven Hall

LoveYourselfSpaceClimbStoryYou

I'm always the underdog, but I don't mind that.

Stipe Miocic

MindUnderdogAlways

Stripping away artifice - it's the constant standard I aim for in acting, to approximate life. People talk about being bigger than life - but there's nothing bigger than life.

Robert Duvall

LifePeopleActingNothingAimTalk

I go to readings by fiction writers like Alice Walker, and I'm envious of the level of attention they generate.

Derrick Bell

AttentionGoFictionLevelLike

Life presents you with so many decisions. A lot of times, they're right in front of your face and they're really difficult, but we must make them.

Brittany Murphy

LifeFaceDecisionsYouDifficult

I always try to avoid looking at the section where my books would be shelved, but I do know that my most reliable neighbor to the right is Kate Chopin's 'The Awakening', which is dispiriting. That's a book I don't want to re-read.

Susan Choi

LookingBookNeighborKnowWantTry

I usually just write down what I'm doing and how I felt. How I felt if I'm skating fast, compared to if I'm skating slow or if I'm tired. I can always go back and look as a reference and see what I was doing. It's pretty much my life on ice.

Shani Davis

LifeTiredSlowMy LifeDoingLook

I don't see anything Wal-Mart can do that other retailers can't.

Sergey Galitsky

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