George Carlin Quotes

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

George Carlin

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

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I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

Jerry O'Connell

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When I heard Nirvana, it changed my life.

Joel Madden

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A guy as great as Brett Favre has been for the length of time he's been, you would hope that he would be able to leave the game with a positive flavor in his mouth.

John Elway

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My life was a mystery even as I lived it.

Melissa Gilbert

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I think looking after your mental and physical health is key to confidence, because they go hand in hand. Meditation, doing some yoga, working out always makes me feel more confident in my own skin.

Stella Maxwell

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My songs are always four years ahead of me. They're like my teachers.

Sophie B. Hawkins

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Henry David Thoreau was an oddball job quitter and ne'er-do-well who evolved into the bearded sage of literature, natural history, and civil liberties.

Michael Sims

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In the West, we have been withdrawing from our tradition-, religion-, and even nation-centred cultures.

Jordan Peterson

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The one thing that I'm always gonna promote is, 'Don't look at a fellow black man as an enemy.' And it's hard. It's really hard, though, when you're coming up. It's something that you have to teach yourself and learn.

Demetrius Shipp, Jr.

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At the beginning of my acting career, I worked for two seasons at the RSC and spent a lot of time in the Cotswolds exploring Shakespeare's countryside. It's my kind of English landscape, with its tiny villages and one-room thatched pubs.

Cherie Lunghi

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There is one candidate in this election who will protect that dream. One leader who will fight hard to keep the promise of America for the next generation. And that's why we must stand up and make Mitt Romney the next president of the United States.

Susana Martinez

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If the cultural elite has its way, the U.S. will be much more like Europe.

Peter L. Berger

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