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George Carlin Quotes

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

Want Wood Group Never Two Pieces

I spend about half my time in mobile and half my time on enterprise.

Time Half Mobile My Time Spend

You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.

You Why Never Ask Tell Fired

I can't imagine anything more beautiful on this planet than looking up at the stars and seeing a kind of artificial star moving through the night sky.

Stars Beautiful Sky Moving Night

I think always having somebody that you trust and you know can help in the communication, that is very important.

Luis Videgaray Caso

Communication Trust Think Help You

I come from a family that has grown their own food from well into times of slavery, provided for themselves and people around them. So I found, through conversations about the earth and about the house with my neighbors, a lot of common ground.

Family Food People Slavery House

In my concerts, people love when I sing a Latin encore with guitar.

Juan Diego Florez

Love People Guitar Sing Concerts

I would love to produce a film. I have written a script and am in the process of writing another, so maybe it will happen down the road. I would love to do a film in Africa.

Love Writing Road Process Down Will

Cyber criminals are good... but they cut corners. They don't spend a lot of time tweaking things and making sure that every aspect of the attack is obfuscated.

Dmitri Alperovitch

Good Time Cyber Things Attack Sure

The unknown winner of an unknown city, located in an unknown country, is Man.

Man City Winner Country Unknown

I know there are no sure bets or overnight miracles.

Denise Morrison

Miracles Know Overnight Sure Bets

I always used to wonder why American actors were getting fat, then I made a U.S. movie. I'm seeing all the food every day, and there's lots of waiting around because making an American movie is very slow.

Food Day Waiting Slow American Fat

Talking about peace might not be exciting... some say you don't eat peace, but without peace, you don't eat at all.

Ali Bongo Ondimba

Peace Talking You Say Eat Without

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