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George Carlin Quotes

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

Family Night Restaurant Table Nice

I've never, ever had people being aggressive to me in public or abusing me, and actually quite a lot of men do say to me, 'You're quite good' - though they can't bear to go, 'You're great.'

Good Great Men People Me You

I never felt like I belonged in Minnesota when I was growing up there. That's why I was out the door as soon as I turned 18.

Door Growing Up Growing Why Never

Unless I have my aunt or my boyfriend to take care of me, I'm a little pathetic.

Rufus Wainwright

Me Care Take Care Aunt Little Take

I still speak Czech with my parents because I was born there.

Parents Speak Born Because Still

A new car is not going to change your life.

Life Change Car New Car New Going

In my 30s, I wrote in the back house of a ramshackle Spanish Revival we rented across from the ocean in the Santa Monica Canyon. I wrote thousands of pages there, but in order to see another adult human being, I had to steal out through the brambly side of the house, along the driveway down to the street.

Ocean Back House Down Street See

What I did to celebrate was I went home to my 535-square-foot apartment by myself and ate supper by myself. That was how I celebrated getting a record deal.

Home Myself Celebrate Apartment Deal

We have been in Victoria for 3 years now after moving here from Vancouver. Victoria is a great place to live and we plan on staying especially as the kids are now in school.

Live Great School Moving Plan Place

Money is always the least of the problems. It is finding the right business or growing the right business. You can't do that without the right people.

Christoffel Wiese

Business Money People Problems You

You don't have to do the picture, you have to do the autograph, but it's important to take that moment to make a human connection.

Moment Picture You Connection Human

My Hollywood is a place where anything can happen, where dreams can become reality, and reality often morphs into fiction. It's a place where people's day jobs create magic.

Dreams Day People Reality Magic

U2 was involved in Live Aid, and I ended up going to Ethiopia and working there for some time with my wife, Ali.

Live Time Wife Up Going Working

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