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George Carlin Quotes

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

Work Money People Enough Quit Hard

There are some things you only learn through experience.

Experience Learn You Through Things

It's a lucky life to be a playwright.

Life Lucky Playwright

Trudeau, like President Barack Obama, is a champion of change.

Change Champion President Like Obama

Love is stronger than justice.

Love Justice Love Is Stronger Than

If I am ever in the spotlight, I want to look good.

Good I Am Look Want Spotlight Ever

Even with all the negativeness of the whole social media thing, I still think it's leaps and bounds more positive.

Positive Social Media Think Media

It is not her body that he wants but it is only through her body that he can take possession of another human being, so he must labor upon her body, he must enter her body, to make his claim.

Joyce Carol Oates

Body Labor Human Through Human Being

I mean one of the things about being alone is that you've no people to define yourself off, I mean, people are like all-round mirrors, because let's face it, we don't often see ourselves all round in a mirror anyway, do we.

Diana Wynne Jones

Alone Mirror Yourself Being Alone

I think you have to know someone to truly dislike them, don't you? That said, I'd shove most politicians into a cauldron and boil them up.

Think Someone You Know Said Dislike

Bali and the Aman resorts are all very luxurious, great places to go.

Diane von Furstenberg

Great Go Places Bali Very Luxurious

One of the first papers I wrote at the University of Wisconsin, in 1977, was on stem cells. I realized that if I changed the environment that these cells were in, I could turn the cells into bone, and if I changed the environment a bit more, they would form fat cells.

Fat Environment More First Turn

I always have my group of friends at the gym. We used to go hang out somewhere before. Now we're just hanging out at the gym. We have sparring parties where everyone beats each other up, but then we all eat my dad's cooking, and I hire a massage therapist, so everyone is just kicking back and having a good time. I just keep the environment great.

Good Great Time Cooking Friends Gym

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