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George Carlin Quotes

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

Purpose Me Defeat Said She Would

As far as working with actors, I feel very comfortable working in that aspect of directing.

Feel Comfortable Working Far I Feel

Really if you look at my filmography, there's something for everyone!

You Look Everyone Something Really

People would be surprised at how much of an electronic dude I am, and I like new wave, post-punk and proto-punk stuff.

I Am People Wave New Would Stuff

This planet Earth, the act of putting a roof over our heads, our flesh and blood existence, it's all very temporary.

Melissa Auf der Maur

Earth Blood Over Roof Existence Act

I know a lot of people weren't expecting 'BLACKSummers'Night' to be what it was, just like a lot of people weren't expecting 'Embrya' to be what it was. People will listen to what I've been a part of and see what I've done.

People Know Done Will Listen See

I'm going to continue to speak my mind in the way that I do.

Mind Speak Way Going Continue

I think it's extremely unlikely that the European Union will fracture with nations dropping off the edge.

Think Edge Will Off Union I Think

I can write for any magazine now, in any voice. I can do it in two hours, I could do it in my sleep, it's like writing a grocery list.

Sleep Writing Voice I Can Now Write

I love accents - I wish I could find an accent for every one of my characters. It makes it so much easier when I don't have to hear my own voice.

Love Voice Wish Find My Own I Wish

No one who errs unwillingly is evil.

Evil Who Unwillingly

'Dragnet' (the 1951 original, transferred nearly intact from radio) served as a veritable template for all cop shows to come.

Radio Original Cop Come Shows

When I drank, I had a very different attitude towards my playing. It was sloppier but I kind of liked it that way. It was like the alcohol was telling my mind what to do.

Attitude Mind Alcohol Kind Way Like

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