George Carlin Quotes

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

DrivingIdiotYouGoingFasterThan

I love Jennifer Aniston. I'm a bit obsessed with her. I also love Kristen Wiig, and obviously, 'Bridesmaids' is one of the funniest movies ever. I do have some of her 'SNL' skits that I've saved on my computer and stuff.

Jillian Rose Reed

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Honor is but an empty bubble.

John Dryden

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I may be going to Heaven or Hell, but I'll be going from Jackson.

Medgar Evers

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The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps.

Tracy Morgan

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Part of my style was getting into a muddle. Audiences think that's part of the act. Sometimes it might be - but you have to guess which bits.

Ronnie Corbett

StyleThinkYouSometimesActGuess

'Men don't cry!' 'Women can't handle money!' What limiting ideas to live with.

Louise L. Hay

WomenLiveMoneyMenIdeasCry

In this business, you have so little control over things, but one of the things you can control is who you work with.

Jon Tenney

WorkBusinessControlYouOverWho

I've been interested in dreams myself for a long time, and it's a big part of the Indian tradition, especially where I was brought up in Calcutta in my family, which is quite traditional.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

FamilyDreamsTimeMyselfLongBig

Only by contending with challenges that seem to be beyond your strength to handle at the moment you can grow more surely toward the stars.

Brian Tracy

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Fitness, in my opinion, is a mental exercise more than just physical.

Anushka Shetty

FitnessOpinionExerciseMoreMental

I'm living to the edges of my fingernails, using everything I have. It's impossible for me to look at things politically or in any way as a project, to further my career. You're injected directly into the blood of the places in which you're living and what's going on there.

Arundhati Roy

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Credit card companies are jacking up interest rates, lowering credit limits, and closing accounts - and people who have made timely payments are not exempt. So even if you pay off your balance - and that's tough when interest rates are insanely high - there's a good chance your credit limit will be slashed, and that will hurt your FICO score.

Suze Orman

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