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George Carlin Quotes

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

Pet Sweat Petty Things Sweaty

I went through a big Alice Cooper phase, which was probably a major influence on my writing style later, especially after Plastic Surgery Disasters.

Style Writing Influence Plastic Big

I love to use technology to help people have better lives and to reduce our impact on the planet.

Love Technology People Impact Better

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.

Life Milk Somewhere Modern Yogurt

When I was twelve, Uncle Randall looked up long enough to see that I was a reader as well, so he walked me down his hall to a linen-closet door and opened it up onto a wall of paperbacks. There were books behind books, as deep in as I could reach. He told me to take three, and when I was done, bring them back and take three more.

Stephen Graham Jones

Me Door Deep Reach Enough Uncle

I'm not a person who's interested in getting involved with politics just to get involved with them, and I don't need to.

Politics Person Need Get Just Them

I've spent more time on Hillary Clinton's Flickr page than any other human being on the planet.

Time Page More Human Human Being

I am all for cracking down on inappropriate digital behaviour. Too often the connected world is an excuse for some coward hiding behind a keyboard to bully someone else.

I Am World Someone Down Connected

Take control of your consistent emotions and begin to consciously and deliberately reshape your daily experience of life.

Life Daily Experience Control Begin

When I was ten, I spent a school holiday watching a lot of films: 'Dead Poets Society', 'Stand By Me', 'Home Alone' and 'The Goonies'. It completely inspired me. I told my parents I wanted to become an actor after that.

Home Alone School Parents Me Stand

I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of shoes. I told him if he had stolen a railroad he would be a United States Senator.

Mary Harris Jones

Shoes Man Prison Railroad Said Him

You can't be in the tech community... without realizing there's a big shortage of talent.

Community Talent You Without Big

I was seven years old when 'Creepshow' came out, and I'm guessing I was around 10 when I saw it for the first time on VHS. The opening theme reminds me that there are five stories to be told, all so different, and the process of telling a scary story is a dark, glorious trip.

Time Me Story Process Dark Opening

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