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Maria Bamford Quotes

My dad actually had business cards made up with my sister's website and my website and all of our information. And he hands them out to people he meets.

Maria Bamford

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 3, 1970

Topics

Business People Sister Hands Cards

If things are not so good, you may be one to imagine something better. For me, I was able to imagine myself as in a role of greater importance than I would seem to be ordinarily.

John Forbes Nash, Jr.

Good Myself Me Better You Seem

We cannot afford to exclude any vision - any way of looking at the world - that human beings have invented for ourselves.

John Clute

Vision World Looking Way Human Any

You can't go by what things look like on paper.

Megyn Kelly

You Look Go Things Paper Like

It was probably years before I was confident enough in stand-up that I was able to talk about the things I wanted to talk about, the way I wanted to talk about them.

John Oliver

Confident Enough Way Talk Years

As a woman, I know that if I write about another woman, it will be perceived as a catfight.

Maureen Dowd

Woman Know Will Write Another Woman

I'm a good storyteller.

Sophie Marceau

Good Storyteller

The True Self is not our creation, but God's. It is the self we are in our depths. It is our capacity for divinity and transcendence.

Sue Monk Kidd

God Self Creation True True Self

It's so sad, actually, how teachers and parents tell their kids, 'You're never gonna be anything.'

Solange Knowles

Sad Parents You Teachers Never Tell

The new social question is: democracy or the rule of the financial markets. We are currently witnessing the end of an era. The neoliberal ideology has failed worldwide. The U.S. movement Occupy Wall Street is a good example of this.

Sigmar Gabriel

Good Democracy Financial End Wall

I play tough guys in movies and behaved like one in front of the press because I thought that was what a man did.

Tom Sizemore

Man Tough Thought Play Movies Press

Art doesn't feed me or fill the void when I am not working. If I haven't worked for six months, I can't paint.

Rod Taylor

Art I Am Me Paint Feed Working

I laugh all the time about our investigation, especially about making a fool of David Duke, who likes to think I don't have the intelligence of an ape because he thinks I'm genetically inferior.

Ron Stallworth

Time Intelligence Fool Think Laugh