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Maria Bamford Quotes

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 3, 1970

Topics

Live God People Window Performance

You may tell a man thou art a fiend, but not your nose wants blowing; to him alone who can bear a thing of that kind, you may tell all.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

Alone Art Man You Kind Bear

Commercial banks are very good for certain businesses, like loans and guarding other people's money. They're not great investors or entrepreneurs.

Good Great Money People Like Very

How poor this world would be without its graves, without the memories of its mighty dead. Only the voiceless speak forever.

Robert Green Ingersoll

Memories World Speak Poor Dead Only

Weight-bearing exercise builds bone density, builds your muscular strength so that you can hold your body up where those bones have a tendency to get weak.

Strength Exercise You Body Your Body

My strength as an actor is in the theater - I know that about myself. Some actors get onstage and vanish, but I'm much better there than I am on screen.

Strength Myself I Am Better Know

But as much as I am personally proud for winning five championships, I'm equally proud just being part of a women's division that has gotten so much better with all these great athletes here.

Women Great I Am Winning Proud Here

At 21, right out of college, I had two producers, about my age, who had never produced a show before, and they wanted me to write and produce an hour-long show before I turned 22. Which is a whole lot of work for someone who's just an 'airhead.'

Work Age College Me Someone Never

You know, kids text a lot today. It's phenomenal.

Today You Know Kids Text Phenomenal

I pray while driving. I pray while working, and while relaxing.

Driving Pray Working Relaxing While

After I left college I thought, very naively, that either you became someone interesting - an artist - or you went into academia. If you ended up in an office you were dull and lacking. And I ended up in an office.

College Thought Interesting Someone

Kids leave us and go off on their own lives. Family members tell us what they think of us. Animals can't do that. They really are blank canvases, and we can project anything we want onto them. So the relationship is very pure and simple.

Family Relationship Simple Think Go

The lifeblood of YouTube is sharing.

Sharing YouTube Lifeblood

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