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Patton Oswalt Quotes

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 27, 1969

Topics

Funny Laugh You Play Serious More

People in this country need to understand when you go to any airport in the United States, you are not protected by the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. They can do anything they want to you, and there is no where you can go to seek redress.

People Constitution You Country Want

The reality is that most companies are not about any values at all - they are about making money. It is extremely rare for a business to stand for anything because most businesses don't want to alienate potential customers, and if you believe in anything you are going to alienate someone.

Jerry Greenfield

Business Money Believe Reality Stand

I'm not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.

Think Born Ability Lesbian Just

Feed your brothers and sisters simply, graciously, with generous care, and you will secure a place in their heart.

Maximillian Degenerez

Heart Care You Place Will Generous

Pipelines are by far the safest way to transport petroleum. They are safer than tankers, safer than trucks, safer than rail.

Way Transport Far Petroleum Than

My very sassy, older southern sister is very quick to point out that it's a luxury that my daughter gets to come to work with me. She does, and I have lunch with her every single day. My mom says I have 'high class problems.'

Work Daughter Day Mom Sister Lunch

The strength and power of a country depends absolutely on the quantity of good men and women in it.

Strength Good Women Power Men

We wanted to meet him, for though we were neither of us naive people we had not wholly lost our belief that it is delightful to meet artists who have given us pleasure.

Robertson Davies

People Lost Meet Belief Him Naive

Aaliyah has been an artist I've grown up with, like an older sister.

Romy Madley Croft

Sister Artist Up Older Sister Been

Young people are not immune to following God's commands concerning discipline.

God Discipline People Young Immune

My dad has spent 20 years of his life working in child protection and writing policy for organisations across Australia in order to recognise and safeguard against abuse.

Life Child Writing Australia Abuse

I'm very secure about my talents and about who I am.

I Am Talents Who Secure Very About

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