Patton Oswalt Quotes

Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the 'Doesn't matter what I say. It doesn't matter. They're just gonna laugh anyway.'

Patton Oswalt

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LaughFriendsKnowSayMatterHere

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you write better than others, and I believe in that. And New Orleans is one of them.

Jimmy Buffett

BelieveBetterYouFindNewOthers

If you can't be a populist in Arkansas, you ain't going to be a populist in Washington.

Jim Hightower

YouWashingtonGoingPopulist

It is more important to eat some carbohydrates at breakfast, because the brain needs fuel right away, and carbohydrate is the best source.

Andrew Weil

BestBreakfastBrainImportantRight

Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.

Robert Graves

SupportDogsCatShowSellBooks

The market doesn't make communities. Markets make networks of self-interested individuals, and they work as long as there's more than enough to go around.

Robert Hass

WorkEnoughLongGoMoreMarket

The fact that I am able to live a life and act and to do all of those things and support myself and my family is a gift.

Michael Cudlitz

LifeFamilyLiveMyselfSupportAct

I think good campaigns generally, but I think particularly presidential campaigns, they're about the voters, and they're about the future. And I think it's hard to be a successful candidate who talks about the future who isn't hopeful, who isn't optimistic, and doesn't offer a vision, right?

Robby Mook

GoodFutureVisionThinkHardRight

When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they're looking at you because they're mad that they didn't say it or something. It's hard to handle that.

Jason Sudeikis

FunnyLookingBetterYouLookMad

I come from a long line of saloon keepers and proselytizers, and I draw from both sides.

Jon Huntsman, Jr.

LongSidesLineBoth SidesCome

I'm not about talking and finger-pointing and complaining. I'm about getting things done.

Christine Quinn

TalkingDoneComplainingThings

We were in Philadelphia when Manager Pat shifted me from third to short, and right off the bat, I knew I had found my dish. Footwork was more a part of the new position than it had been at third. I suddenly felt I had sprouted wings. A world of new possibilities opened for me.

Bobby Wallace

MeWorldShortPossibilitiesWings

The Supreme Court has a very light backlog. They leave a lot of splits among the circuits, a lot of uncertainty. And I think they ought to work a lot harder.

Arlen Specter

ElectionGoingJustBleakPrimary

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