Patton Oswalt Quotes

I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.

Patton Oswalt

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Discipline tops my list of most-hated things, followed closely by portobello mushrooms.

Jenny Mollen

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In this age of communications that span both distance and time, the only tool we have that approximates a 'whisper' is encryption. When I cannot whisper in my wife's ear or the ears of my business partners, and have to communicate electronically, then encryption is our tool to keep our secrets secret.

John McAfee

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Yuri's Night is a world celebration for everyone who's interested in a human presence in space - without concern for politics, the Cold War, countries that do and don't have space programs.

Robert Picardo

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I broke my nose and got a concussion when I was 13.

Michael Cera

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Yes, we've seen it all before. And yes, those who do not study history are condemned to repeat it. But no, the sky is not falling - baseball is such a great game that neither the owners nor the players can kill it. After some necessary carnage, market forces will prevail.

John Thorn

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People are dying who haven't had that opportunity to say yes to the Lord.

Michael Scott

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I think the press mistakenly thought that all of these 'mumblecore' filmmakers were banded together in a similar ideology, but the truth is that we were all just using the same digital camera and helping each other make our movies because we were broke, and we were the only idiots willing to do it.

Jay Duplass

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I don't know whether we Church members fully appreciate the Book of Mormon, one of our sacred scriptures, as we really should.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

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I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

Denis Leary

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True love is quiescent, except in the nascent moments of true humility.

Bryant H. McGill

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There is no such thing as a disembodied mind. The mind is implanted in the brain, and the brain is implanted in the body.

Antonio Damasio

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I do not believe having a baby is punishment.

Allen West

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