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Patton Oswalt Quotes

To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 27, 1969

Topics

Complain United Get Like Stuff

You know, all kinds of people inspire me.

Anna Deavere Smith

People Me Inspire You Know Kinds

Pizza's actually healthy for you if you don't eat too much of it. If you eat one or two slices, it's very nutritious.

Pizza You Too Much Healthy Two Eat

Evolution is a process of constant branching and expansion.

Stephen Jay Gould

Process Evolution Expansion Constant

If the screen does not make room for me in the structure of their screenplay, I'll step out. I'll step back. I'd step back. I couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it.

Step Me Back Structure Out Room

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else.

Martina Navratilova

Live Moment Victory Short Nothing

Somebody once asked me if I ever went up to the plate trying to hit a home run. I said, 'Sure, every time.'

Home Time Me Trying Said Run

In Saudi Arabia - recognized as one of the worst violators of women's rights - women outnumber men on university campuses and yet are treated like minors who need a male guardian's permission to do the most basic things.

Women Men Worst Need University

There are going to be no income taxes and no wealth taxes.

Mohammad bin Salman

Wealth Taxes Income Going

Some memorizers arbitrarily associate each playing card with a familiar person or object, so that the king of clubs is represented by, say, Tony Danza. The grand masters associate each card with a person, an action, or an object so that every group of three cards can be converted into a sentence.

King Action Cards Person Three Say

Self-help books are for the birds. Self-help groups are where it's at.

Janice Dickinson

Birds Where Books Self-Help Groups

I'd say that I'm a very friendly, outgoing, happy person who just wants to make the people around me happy.

Happy People Me Person Say Friendly

'Back To Love' is a way of letting people know that sometimes you get caught up in trying to be successful in school or in your social life, and it's a reminder not to forget that each day people are getting older. Nobody is promised tomorrow, so we should make sure that we spend quality time with quality people.

Anthony Hamilton

Life Love Time Quality Day School

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