Patton Oswalt Quotes

I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong.

Patton Oswalt

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RememberHumanityDownWrongWell

Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory.

Jimmy Swaggart

SocietyBelieveAcceptTheoryOnly

For all the splendours of the world's greatest galleries, visitors are likely to be kept at arm's length, spectators of a world that can seem too rarefied to let them in.

Jim Crace

WorldSeemGreatestLengthArmThem

Well, we have this place in Telluride, Colorado. It's somewhere I can just get away and relax and think.

Joe Cocker

RelaxThinkI CanPlaceColorado

Oculus really started popularizing a new approach using cellphone screen technology, a wide field of view, and super-low-latency sensor tracking. It's not crappy stuff that doesn't work and makes everybody sick. When you experience Oculus technology, it's like getting religion on contact. People that try it walk out a believer.

John Carmack

WorkTechnologyExperienceWalkSick

One of the most powerful devices is to distort time, to go from human time to atomic time, geologic time. Sometimes you can actually accomplish that, with one unexpected word choice.

Robert Morgan

TimeUnexpectedYouPowerfulChoice

There's something in the Latino community called 'la promesa de Obama' - Obama's promise. He made very specific promises to the Latino community. He committed to enacting comprehensive immigration reform within his first year.

Ana Navarro

CommunityPromisesImmigrationYear

I wanted to explore the values that are at work, underpinning my life.

Sidney Poitier

LifeWorkMy LifeValuesExplore

I think there's really strong social stratification in South Asia.

Mohsin Hamid

StrongThinkSocialAsiaI Think

What I say on a record and what I say off a record is two different things. And that's always been the case. There's a difference between confidence on a record and arrogance.

LL Cool J

ConfidenceArroganceSayDifference

My girlfriend has been the ice.

Apolo Ohno

IceGirlfriendBeen

I believe in the gold standard. I like solid lumps of things. You can always melt them down.

Suzy Parker

GoldBelieveYouDownI Believe

It's really easy to fall for someone on-set, but in the end you know, it's a representative and it's not really them.

Shia LaBeouf

EndSomeoneEasyYouFallKnow

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