If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
Patton Oswalt
Recitation: by Male by Female
I didn't have my first serious boyfriend until I was 23. Then after that, I went out with a guy I'd been best friends with all through drama school.
Maxine Peake
BestSchoolFriendsDramaSerious
Patience is weapon. I learned that from my Laker days.
Metta World Peace
PatienceDaysWeaponLearned
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.
Stephen King
LiveWinSometimesInsideRealUs
Honestly, the best skater that I've seen who raps is Tyler, The Creator. He really can skate... He's legit.
Tony Hawk
BestSeenCreatorWhoHeReally
A left turn in the fate of Russia is as necessary as it is inevitable.
Mikhail Khodorkovsky
FateInevitableRussiaTurnLeft
In sport there is never any moment that is the same as the other. I have been in Formula One for 12 years, and out of that I had one year with the perfect car.
Michael Schumacher
CarMomentYearPerfectNeverOut
Look, not everybody plays well with each other on the playground. I get that, that's politics.
Michael Steele
PoliticsLookPlaygroundWellGet
I almost find it very attractive when a woman has no idea who I am.
Josh Henderson
WomanI AmFindAttractiveAlmost
The scrupulous and the just, the noble, humane, and devoted natures; the unselfish and the intelligent may begin a movement - but it passes away from them. They are not the leaders of a revolution. They are its victims.
Joseph Conrad
RevolutionIntelligentMovementNoble
Show me one single patriot who has ever been in Barack Obama's life in any position of influence. You can't do it... Barack Obama detests this nation as founded. He has zero respect for the founding documents.
Brad Thor
LifeRespectMeInfluenceYouZero
No matter how corrupt and unjust a convict may be, he loves fairness more than anything else. If the people placed over him are unfair, from year to year he lapses into an embittered state characterized by an extreme lack of faith.
Anton Chekhov
FaithPeopleYearFairnessMatter
As the fashion carousel spins ever faster, the concern is that, while the stream of newness never runs out, there's going to be a good deal more crash and burn among designers in the future.
Suzy Menkes
GoodFutureFashionBurnMoreNever
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