Paul Merton Quotes

The economics favour one-man comedy shows: all you need is one person, a microphone and a PA system. But I'm pleased so many people are making a living out of comedy - it's a wonderful business to be in.

Paul Merton

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In a professional service environment, you often work on one engagement or deal after another, with one ending before the next begins.

Andrew Yang

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I don't tolerate liars. When somebody lies to me, that's really, like, just unbearable.

John Lydon

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I like me Italian girls; half Halle Berry, half Penelope Cruz sort of thing!

Tom Felton

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Men and women may form associations for and among themselves and be governed by stipulations that are mutually acceptable.

Russell M. Nelson

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If you want to lose weight, whole-wheat bread, couscous, and quinoa are evil.

Jorge Cruise

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I'm in a stage where I feel like I need to retrain my mind, because since the beginning of my career, I've been such a fighter and a little hustler and someone who just tried to stay afloat in this business.

Ali Larter

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Probably the TV show I've watched the most is 'How It's Made' on the History Channel. I could watch 24 hours of 'How It's Made' and never get bored.

Shane Carruth

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Belts distract the eye from a bloated tummy, a heavy-set upper body and all manner of sins. They can be a superb way to update your wardrobe without breaking the bank, and there's no reason to stop wearing them, ever!

Twiggy

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To make architecture with any real value is a massive challenge.

Thomas Heatherwick

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Email helps me keep in touch with my family. I wouldn't know what my extended family was doing every day if we weren't emailing each other.

Mark Batterson

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I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocket more than any driver.

Kurt Busch

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I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it.

Kristen Bell

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