Paul Merton Quotes

When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the Goons or Hancock, humour from previous generations.

Paul Merton

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HistoryTimeListeningReadingBooks

Nick Cage is so underrated.

Jermaine Fowler

CageUnderratedNick

The denominational world tries to pressure its members to focus on the birth of Christ, but in doing so layers of guilt are imposed, and competition gets complicated as one Christmas program tries to outdo the other.

John Clayton

FocusCompetitionWorldPressure

The movies have got more corporate, they're making fewer movies in general, and those they are making are all $200-$300m tent-pole releases that eat up all the oxygen.

John Cusack

MoviesMoreEatUpGotOxygen

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

John Peel

MistakesStupidCleverNeverOnly

I used to keep a coin jar and would cash it in when I was pinched a little, back-in-the-day. I would always be shocked when the amount totaled $200 to $300.

John Rampton

AlwaysCoinLittleCashUsedKeep

For a long, long time, nearly 40 years, I never had any bees. I can't think why.

Sue Hubbell

TimeThinkLongLong TimeWhyNever

I started out as a business manager for a national hotel chain based in Oklahoma. I got frustrated with what was happening in the state capital - the high cost of doing business and a lack of educated workers.

Mary Fallin

BusinessHotelDoingManagerHigh

I'm from New Orleans, and I have a French last name - although I have no real relationship with my last name because it's not my name. I don't know my name.

Mary Gauthier

RelationshipNameNewKnowReal

Life is about making choices, seeing those choices through, and living through consequences.

Molly Bloom

LifeChoicesConsequencesSeeing

I was definitely a choir and theater geek.

Michelle Branch

ChoirGeekTheaterDefinitely

For years, I have been trying to persuade people that George W. Bush, although no Einstein, is not stupid.

Molly Ivins

PeopleStupidTryingYearsBeen

I used to be an engineer, and I was the worst engineer in the United States of America. That's why I became a comic.

Loni Love

AmericaWhyWorstUnitedUsedComic

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