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Paul Merton Quotes

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: July 9, 1957

Topics

Work Morning Service Monday Wake Up

You can work for 10 years without making it... we aren't actually all living in mansions.

Work You Living Years Without

Anderson Cooper's on-air reaction to Bob Simon's death; Wolf Blitzer personalizing his experience in going back to Auschwitz where his grandparents lost their lives - I think that has all made our air more authentic.

Experience Death Think Wolf Back

I'm big fans of all those musicians, B.B. King, Mick Jagger - they're all on my iPod.

Trombone Shorty

King Musicians Fans Big Those iPod

For me, one of the jobs of an artist is to try to see changes taking place.

Me Artist Place Try Changes See

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Idiot You Going Faster Than Noticed

Language is the means by which we negotiate our relationship with time.

Romesh Gunesekera

Relationship Time Language Our Means

There are fewer and fewer new roles for actresses as they get older. And that's not right.

Michelle Fairley

New Right Get Older Roles Fewer

I'm known clean around the Earth.

Earth Clean Known Around

I look at my career as a body of work, not just Queens of the Stone Age records. I'm in Eagles of Death Metal, I'm in Them Crooked Vultures; I make records with other people.

Work Age Death People Body Look

I'll sleep anywhere!

Dimebag Darrell

Just because you lost your last game doesn't mean you change anything.

Brian O'Driscoll

Change Game You Lost Just Because

I did not raise my son, Sam, to celebrate Mother's Day. I didn't want him to feel some obligation to buy me pricey lunches or flowers, some annual display of gratitude that you have to grit your teeth and endure.

Mother Son Gratitude Day Flowers Me

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