Ted Rall Quotes

Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better than another. You can say so subjectively. But to say it like it's objective is wrong. It's wrong morally, because it cuts out stuff that's good.

Ted Rall

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GoodBetterYouWrongSayKind

I like tight bodies and pretty faces. You bring in Methuselah, if she's got a tight body and a pretty face, that's all right, too.

Jim Brown

FaceYouBodySheRightBring

Foreign policy is like human relations, only people know less about each other.

Joe Biden

PeopleKnowHumanPolicyOnlyLike

Well, I don't know if this is true of everyone, but I have this relationship with my parents where, despite however mature or articulate or grown-up I think I've become, as soon as I go home, I turn into this petulant 13-year-old, especially with the tone of my voice.

Jenna Fischer

HomeRelationshipParentsThinkKnow

The first pork-barrel bill that crosses my desk, I'm going to veto it and make the authors of those pork-barrel items famous all over America.

John McCain

FamousAmericaDeskFirstOverMake

I work very hard at each story, at every sentence.

Max Apple

WorkStoryHardEverySentenceVery

I feel like my career has been a series of glowing obituaries.

Michael Ian Black

FeelCareerI Feel LikeBeenLike

There's no religion but sex and music.

Sting

MusicReligionSex

I've taken thousands of shots in the corner. It's all mental. That's all it comes down to, is to be ready, wait for your opportunity, and execute.

Jaylen Brown

OpportunityWaitDownReadyCorner

I don't know what the switch is from being insane to sane. It could be a number of things, what I eat, drink.

Boy George

KnowDrinkEatThingsBeingInsane

When I was younger, I wouldn't speak up as much, but now that I'm a mom, things have changed.

Britney Spears

MomSpeakNowUpThingsChanged

I think if actors are successful at one thing, they paint themselves into a corner sometimes, and what's the fun in that?

Peter Dinklage

FunThinkSometimesPaintSuccessful

You have to work hard not to take your partner for granted, even when you are tired.

Nicole Ari Parker

WorkTiredWork HardPartnerYou

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