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Sarah Silverman Quotes

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

Sarah Silverman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 1, 1970

Topics

Funny Man Saying You Offended Then

Being a son of the South puts you in a different position when it comes to the Confederate flag. It means something entirely different to the people who have ancestors who fought in the Civil War on the south side of the Mason-Dixon line.

Son War People You Flag Ancestors

I don't think you ought to walk into this country one day, and the first stop you make is the welfare office.

Walk Day Think You Country Stop

In most, if not quite all, parts of the world, the size, shape and longevity of the human body have changed more substantially, and much more rapidly, during the past three centuries than over many previous millennia.

Past World Body Three Human Size

I don't really pick my opponents.

Pick Opponents Really

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Week Quick Out Show Hours Very

For a while, I was working on transcribing rap lyrics and then converting them into rhythmic patterns on the piano. And so in my mind, when I was taking a solo, I would be saying the lyrics and trying to play actual notes to their rhythms. Now, the influence just comes in and out in my playing.

Mind Influence Saying Trying Play

If you're good at it, you can win.

I learned HTML in high school and then graduated to CSS. It's a great way to exercise my mind. But it's frustrating as hell.

Great School Mind High School Hell

Hollywood hasn't aggressively pursued me. Neither have I aggressively pursued Hollywood.

Me Hollywood Neither Pursued

Sometimes bleak is good. Sometimes bleak is necessary. Some part of life is always bleak.

Life Good Sometimes Always Necessary

Agressive music can only shock you once. Afterwards its impact declines. It's inevitable.

Music Impact You Inevitable Only

Art is all about giving yourself these terrifying challenges, these peaks to climb. You're at the bottom of the mountain at the start of every new project thinking, 'Am I going to make it?'

Art Mountain Yourself Climb Start

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