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Sarah Silverman Quotes

My dad loves to be talked about, good or bad. He just loves it. He's not even hearing the content, he's just hearing him. When I'm onstage, he's looking at the audience members and can't believe that there are strangers listening to me, and he's just delighted by the whole thing.

Sarah Silverman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 1, 1970

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Good Me Listening Looking Believe

A man who's never seen war is like a woman who's never given birth - soft in the head.

Andrei Platonov

Woman Man War Never Birth Head

I think I prefer 3D to 2D now.

Think Now I Think Prefer

Living through war has helped make me pretty strong.

War Me Strong Living Through Pretty

Sometimes I wish that I could go into a time machine right now and just look at my self and say, 'Calm down. Things are gonna be fine. Things are gonna be all great. Just relax.'

Great Time Relax Calm Self Wish

My mother had seven children in seven years. No twins. She also had a three-legged beagle who was compelled to bite strangers, a freakishly big double-pawed tomcat who regularly left dead rabbits on the front doorstep, and 70 white mice that one or another of us had smuggled home from my father's research laboratory.

Rosemary Mahoney

Father Mother Home Children Research

I don't expect anything from reviews. Sometimes I am bemused by them.

I Am Sometimes Anything Expect Them

I am a great pass rusher. I'm not saying, 'Do you think you can be?' I know I am. I am.

Jason Pierre-Paul

Great I Am Saying Think You Know

When the kids are down, I have a drink and watch 'The Kelly File.'

Down Drink Watch Kids File Kelly

I'm always in the market for my acting.

Clarence Clemons

Acting Always Market

I have a lot of wonderful people in my life - probably five, collectively - who I can tell everything to.

Life People My Life I Can Everything

There are few aspects of everyday life that aren't touched by the technologies developed for space travel.

Life Travel Space Everyday Touched

All of these red carpet events may seem natural for you journalists, but it doesn't feel natural for actors.

Red Feel You Events Seem May

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