Sarah Jones Quotes

The Master of Ceremonies in 'Bridge and Tunnel' is a wonderful man, if I do say so myself. I talk about all the characters in the third person. But, he is a really congenial... just a good stand-up guy, who happens to be Pakistani-American. He's been here for years.

Sarah Jones

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My grade 3 teacher put on a kids' Christmas concert, and I played the kazoo, so my mother bought me a trumpet. I took lessons for eight years, was in the Kitsilano Boys Band, and I played in the Vancouver Junior Symphony for two years.

Jim Pattison

MotherTeacherMeChristmasBand

Let me start by saying, I'm utterly disgusted with the former members of the Dead Kennedys.

Jello Biafra

MeStartSayingDeadDisgusted

Many scammers are only using personal checks for payment because they can take the money and run.

Matthew Lesko

MoneyRunPersonalTakePayment

To bring a healthy child into this world, raise them right and watch them grow is the biggest miracle there is.

Matthew McConaughey

ChildWorldGrowHealthyRightThem

Reddit is not a public utility or a public square; it's a privately owned space on the Internet.

John Scalzi

SpaceInternetSquareUtilityPublic

Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.

Tony Blair

WifeSleepHerOnceGoesTakes

I've played American characters before, so I've naturally become more at ease. Still, there are some American words that I cannot get my tongue around, but if you keep it flowing, you are never too far away from the truth.

Rose Leslie

TruthWordsAmericanTongueYouGet

I go to the House of Lords in the afternoon and try to walk halfway. I may be thinking about what I'm going to write. It's much more satisfying than sitting in a chair.

Ruth Rendell

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I've been hurt quite a few times.

Mikhail Baryshnikov

HurtBeenQuiteFewTimes

My mother did like to make clothes, and in I think the worst picture I've ever seen of myself - I must have been eight or nine - she'd dressed me in a matching t-shirt and Bermuda shorts ensemble which I think looked like somebody had thrown up all over it. I was so glad when that sewing machine stopped working, I have to say.

Luke Evans

MotherMyselfMeThinkPictureSay

Patience is the art of hoping.

Luc de Clapiers

PatienceArtHoping

I went on the Andy Williams show, the Smothers Brothers show, and maybe I shouldn't have. But regrets - I don't think I have any.

Donovan

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