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I've a belt that I have worn for every single stand-up comedy session since I was 19. I fear if I ever lose it, my career would crumble. That's my one OCD.

Vir Das

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Could you imagine me and the roasters taking on the GOP field? It would be the greatest show ever. Prove that you can take a joke. Prove that you're a man or woman of the people. Prove that you're not above criticism even in the form of a backhanded compliment.

Jeff Ross

WomanManPeopleMeCriticismYou

Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl?

Tommy Lasorda

LoveGirlTiredMeDoingYou

Health care providers can follow guidelines for responsible painkiller prescribing and talk with their patients about the risks and benefits of taking prescription painkillers.

Tom Frieden

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I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

Robert A. Heinlein

LearningManMeNeverWhoLearned

Well, I don't have an agenda.

Ron Perlman

WellAgenda

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Josh Billings

WisdomWheelLoudestGreaseGets

I love music, I love all kinds of music, particularly jazz. Jazz is an extension of America. There's no other country in the world that could have produced jazz.

Jon Huntsman, Jr.

LoveMusicWorldAmericaJazzKinds

In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I just like men.

Dorothy Stratten

MenManWillWayNeverJust

Every collaboration helps you grow. With Bowie, it's different every time. I know how to create settings, unusual aural environments. That inspires him. He's very quick.

Brian Eno

TimeCollaborationGrowYouCreate

God is great.

Sean Kingston

GodGreat

My dad was a photographer, so we had all these studio portraits of us.

Timothy Simons

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I can meet any producer in Hollywood and look them in the eye, knowing I didn't sleep with them, or do drugs with them.

Morgan Brittany

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