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Vir Das Quotes

I'm kind of a rebound junkie. So. when a relationship goes sour, I look at the sweetness in life elsewhere. So, I date a bit. The best catharsis is to write jokes and tell 4,000 people about it.

Vir Das

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: indian
Birth: May 31, 1979

Topics

Life Relationship Best People Look

The great thing about social movements is everybody gets to be a part of them.

Jim Wallis

Great Social Great Thing Everybody

I stop short of being a workaholic.

Jim Davis

Short Stop Being Workaholic

I could probably use some tips from a vocal trainer or something about breathing, but we all know it's not about technical prowess.

John Grant

Know Breathing Trainer Something Use

I don't like the monikers, and I don't like being pigeonholed. You know, I'm a human being.

John Lydon

You Know Human Human Being Being

The president appoints the judges. Your lives and your children's lives can change by all of these appellate court judges who will be appointed who will reinterpret laws, and things can change.

Johnnie Cochran

Change Children Will Judges Laws

How can we possibly say the root of the Canadian approach to citizenship and immigration comes from Europe or the United States? I mean, we just don't do the same things. What I've said, very simply, is that unlike other colonies, for the first 250 years approximately, indigenous people were either the dominant force or an equal force.

John Ralston Saul

People Immigration Citizenship Said

If 2,000 Tea Party activists descended on Wall Street, you would probably have an equal number of reporters there covering them.

Amy Goodman

Tea You Party Wall Street Equal

I'm a politician. I'm not going to get into a whole range of scientific argument with scientists.

Tony Abbott

Argument Going Get Whole Politician

I feel like I was born in the wrong time.

Tony Shalhoub

Time Feel Born Wrong I Feel Like

On 'The Impossible,' I was taught how to act. Naomi Watts was there every day constantly teaching me. That was where I discovered I wanted to be an actor.

Tom Holland

Day Me Impossible Every Day Actor

The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette.

Lisa Loeb

Night Late Vegetables Cheese Way

Many transition states have a well-defined preferred geometrical requirement.

Derek Harold Richard Barton

Transition Many States Preferred