Will Self Quotes

Is there anything more useless than a crouton? I sometimes wake up in the small hours with a start and realise that what's roused me is an overpowering urge to visit violence on its originator.

Will Self

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: author
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: September 26, 1961

Topics

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People think I'm totally crackers.

Andrea Riseborough

PeopleThinkCrackersTotally

Most Pakistani politics is conducted within a narrow spectrum. Politicians spend much time debating the best ways to fight India, or take Kashmir, or dominate Afghanistan, or punish the United States for its real and imagined sins.

Stephen Kinzer

TimeBestPoliticsFightIndiaReal

Anyone who has been as successful as I have should want to share those resources. Why not give some of it to charity?

Tom Golisano

CharityWantWhyResourcesShare

I feel very privileged that I get to spend my life telling stories that mean something to people.

Mary Stuart Masterson

LifePeopleFeelMy LifeMeanGet

Here in America, we don't let our differences tear us apart. Not here. Because we know that our greatness comes from when we appreciate each other's strengths, when we learn from each other, when we lean on each other, because in this country, it's never been each person for themselves. No, we're all in this together. We always have been.

Michelle Obama

TogetherGreatnessAppreciateLearn

I hate false nines.

Julen Lopetegui

HateFalse

Beyond the hype, style, and speculation, the truth is that the iPad is really just another tablet device. A really big PDA, where a touchscreen does what a laptop's keyboard used to do.

Douglas Rushkoff

TruthStyleTruth IsBeyondBig

In my perfect world, I go off and make films, and then come home to my farm.

Arielle Kebbel

HomeWorldFarmPerfectGoOff

Only he can understand what a farm is, what a country is, who shall have sacrificed part of himself to his farm or country, fought to save it, struggled to make it beautiful. Only then will the love of farm or country fill his heart.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

LoveHeartBeautifulFarmCountry

Steven Tyler is awesome. He is so humble. He's really sweet and coming from him and his career, it's amazing.

Ashthon Jones

HumbleAmazingSweetCareerAwesome

I'm definitely old-school when it comes to dating. I'm not into the 'game' so much. If I like you, I'll confront you and be open about it. Then I expect you to come after me.

Ashley Tisdale

DatingMeGameYouOpenExpect

All those authors there, most of whom of course I've never met. That's the poetry side, that's the prose side, that's the fishing and miscellaneous behind me. You get an affection for books that you've enjoyed.

Norman MacCaig

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