I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.
Will Self
Recitation: by Male by Female
When you're doing 22 shows on network television, the writers are going on vapors towards the end and, as an actor, you're just trashed by the end.
Jimmy Smits
EndDoingYouTelevisionActorJust
My definition of a friend is somebody who adores you even though they know the things you're most ashamed of.
Jodie Foster
FriendshipFriendYouKnowAshamed
We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
MoneyBeerBetterYouHimSure
At medical centers such as the Cleveland Clinic and Kaiser Permanente, teams of doctors and nurses provide coordinated care while working for salary instead of getting paid for every procedure.
Matthew Heineman
MedicalCareSalaryPaidWorking
I've done a dozen or two dozen infomercials.
Matthew Lesko
DoneTwoDozen
I feel very fortunate to have been associated with people such as Rodgers and Hammerstein. I think they were geniuses of their time.
Shirley Jones
TimePeopleThinkFeelFortunate
For the longest time, chefs and restaurateurs were able to get products home cooks couldn't get, but that's not the case anymore.
Michael Symon
HomeTimeProductsGetAbleLongest
I started playing the drums when I was 10 years old, I think because it was fun. And then when I hit adolescence around 14, I sorta liked girls, so drums became more of a passion, and I started playing in bands.
Mitchell Joachim
PassionFunThinkMoreAdolescence
I remember I used to watch 'Buffy,' and I'd be like, 'Ah man, I would kill to be on 'Buffy,' to be part of that little crime-solving team fighting demons and monsters.'
Craig Horner
ManTeamFightingRememberDemons
Please don't ask me for the actual answer to anything, because I don't have it. Because all I do is look at stuff and ask questions. What can I say? I just think the world's barking mad. Look, I'm not an expert. I'm just an ordinary person.
Annie Lennox
MeWorldThinkQuestionsLookMad
I'll do as I please. My mind is not to be imprisoned.
Pramoedya Ananta Toer
MindPleaseImprisoned
The Man Without a Country, was an orator no one could silence and no one could answer.
Thomas Starr King
ManSilenceCountryWithoutAnswer
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