Will Ferrell Quotes

Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal.

Will Ferrell

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The apparent ease of California life is an illusion, and those who believe the illusion real live here in only the most temporary way.

Joan Didion

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I did my first set at a talent show, and I couldn't finish because the judges didn't like my jokes. They were 'offensive.'

Jermaine Fowler

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There were some summers when every boy in Ayrshire seemed to be playing golf, and my dad taught me. But he was a terrible teacher - of everything. Learning to drive with him almost killed me. He was the world's most impatient man - awful short fuse.

John Niven

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If you or I fail at business, we fail. If we cheat and fail, we go to jail. But if you're rich and politically connected, your incompetence may be protected by a government bailout.

Robert Kiyosaki

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In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.

Jeff Garlin

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I feel blessed to have had such a background, where animals, food raising, harvesting and canning were a natural part of life.

Trina Paulus

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A sketch should be about two to three minutes, which is basically what most songs are. They're usually done by groups. Good examples of each build and have different parts and twists in them. I guess sketch would be the comedy version of music.

Trevor Moore

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I believe that when we ask to be led, we are led, and there's nothing too small or esoteric for spiritual help.

Julia Cameron

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The best way to minimize disagreement is to make sure that all the stakeholders are in the room.

Cheryl Yeoh

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I'd always assumed that by 40 I'd have at least a modicum of stability - a steady income, an established career, a bountiful fullness, like a pillow into which I could sink as I entered the second half of my life.

Deborah Copaken Kogan

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Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

Clement Freud

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Research gathered over recent years has highlighted the countless benefits to people, wildlife and the environment that come from planting trees and creating new woodland habitat. It's obvious trees are good things.

Clive Anderson

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