Whitney Cummings Quotes

Stand-up. It's the only place I'm comfortable.

Whitney Cummings

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As a restaurateur, my palate is one of my most important tools.

Joe Bastianich

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I love religion.

Jessica Simpson

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The spirit of man can endure only so much and when it is broken only a miracle can mend it.

John Burroughs

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Now, it's weird not to have gay characters on a show.

Megan Mullally

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The 5th Amendment guarantees that defendants can't face 'double jeopardy,' which means the government can't prosecute a person a second time for the same crime if the jury returns a verdict. Only if the jury doesn't reach a decision can prosecutors elect to retry the case.

Robert Shapiro

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There are some Republicans who say that any time you raise new revenue, you have to have a tax cut to match it. I am not one of those Republicans.

Jeff Flake

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Are there some people that are white nationalists that are attracted to some of the philosophies of the alt-right? Maybe.

Steve Bannon

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The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar.

Stevie Nicks

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Everywhere I go now, people are like, 'That's the guy from 'Dancing With the Stars!' It's pretty good that you're not just a football player but you're in the entertainment world.

Donald Driver

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I had some adventures at the White House, but hardly enough to fill a full memoir.

Christopher Buckley

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It's fun coming in as the second or third lead. If the movie or TV show bombs, you aren't to blame.

Phil Hartman

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There is no doubt that Republican control of the Senate is the only way to preserve the Constitutional integrity of our Supreme Court, realign our military's force structure, and ensure the basic freedoms and liberties that make ours the greatest country in the world.

Todd Wilcox

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