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Al Yankovic Quotes

I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.

Al Yankovic

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 23, 1959

Topics

Life Wait My Life Trying Back Find

The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a either black gay or a lesbian. Chalk and cheese, they reckon, works.

Jeremy Clarkson

Black Problem Television Gay Cheese

I had very clever producers, who scheduled it brilliantly, but scheduling it was a nightmare.

John Crowley

Clever Who Nightmare Scheduling Very

Why do we have to pretend we're not in the sales game? I didn't sign on to be a salesman. I signed on to be an actor.

Melissa Leo

Game Why Actor Sales Pretend Sign

What's wrong with 'Mario Bros. 3?' Not a damn thing.

Melanie Scrofano

Wrong Damn Bros Mario Damn Thing

Trying to describe something musical is like dancing to architecture, it's really difficult.

Robert Palmer

Architecture Trying Difficult Dancing

I wrote '#GIRLBOSS' while running a $100 million-plus revenue business.

Sophia Amoruso

Business Revenue Running Wrote While

Being a character actor, I can go on until I'm 70 or 80; I'm not bound to the way I look.

Sophie Okonedo

Character Look I Can Go Actor Way

In baptism, new Christians become part of a body of fellow believers who are called to spiritually encourage one another and hold one another responsible for consistent Christian living.

Tony Campolo

Christian Baptism Body New Living

There are a lot of anachronisms in Washington, but the need to periodically raise the debt limit by Congressional vote is certainly one of them.

Roger Altman

Vote Washington Debt Need Limit Lot

Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.

Mike Birbiglia

Dance Musicians Dancers Backup

I am an all-surface wallpaper man that retired to become a printer.

Man I Am Become Printer Am Retired

In terms of justice, the most important thing is not to be part of organized crime.

Josefina Vazquez Mota

Justice Important Crime Organized