Al Yankovic Quotes

You fake something until you're good at it.

Al Yankovic

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I have no problems with private schools. I graduated from one and so did my mother. Private schools are useful and we often use public funds to pay for their infrastructures and other common needs.

Jim Clyburn

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In addition to the clean coal provisions, the energy conference agreement contains provisions instrumental in helping increase conservation and lowering consumption.

Jerry Costello

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In art the best is good enough.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

GoodArtBestEnough

Living, it's awful for me.

Robert Smith

MeLivingAwful

Two people could build an outhouse in four hours. They're not complicated.

Robert Maxwell

PeopleComplicatedBuildTwo People

I've always photographed beauty, but I've never been beautiful myself.

Ruth Bernhard

BeautyBeautifulMyselfNeverAlways

I love TV in a way that I don't love any other medium.

Joss Whedon

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We must institute reasonable, common-sense limits, such as barring those with a history of mental instability, those with a history of violent crime or adjudged dangerous and subject to restraining orders, and those whose names have been placed on a terrorist watch list from owning weapons.

Dick Durbin

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Is anyone serious about the politics of happiness? David Cameron dipped a toe in the water, using the word lightly, but denying the hard policies it implies. Labour shies away from it, but should take up the challenge.

Polly Toynbee

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Columbo was never comfortable if somebody considered him unique or smart.

Peter Falk

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I saw a ghost once, about 20 years ago. It took the form of someone coming out of a sleeping body and sitting at the foot of the bed.

Peter Ackroyd

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The least productive people are usually the ones who are most in favor of holding meetings.

Thomas Sowell

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