Alan King Quotes

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

Alan King

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 26, 1927 - May 9, 2004

Topics

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I always want off-the-beaten-path, Anthony Bourdain-inspired travel.

Meghan Markle

TravelWantAlways

I had the dream of playing in the Champions League in the Inter shirt, and therefore, I couldn't leave.

Mauro Icardi

DreamChampionsLeaveShirtPlaying

We smoked a lot of cloves.

Method Man

LotSmoked

Policy people suffer their own kind of agony, and no wonder. After all, what is the average life of the policy person? You go into government if you are lucky, do your best, aren't appreciated, take all the blame for policies for which you are only partly responsible, leave, realize your reputation has been damaged, maybe permanently.

Amity Shlaes

LifeBestDo Your BestGovernment

Let no man be called happy before his death. Till then, he is not happy, only lucky.

Solon

DeathManHappyLuckyOnlyHe

I own a ranch in Texas, so there's always something to do as far as work goes, whether it's tractor stuff or tearing down fence.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

WorkTexasFenceDownAlwaysOwn

I love ghost stories. I remember when I was about 12, I read M. R. James' 'Ghost Stories Of An Antiquary' under the covers, way too young to fully understand what was going on with those stories, completely terrified but absolutely loved them.

Tom Goodman-Hill

LoveLovedRememberYoungUnderstand

We see government's mission as fostering and enabling the important realms - our businesses, service clubs, Little Leagues, churches - to flourish.

Mitch Daniels

ServiceGovernmentMissionImportant

To be free on stage, you need to have been disciplined.

Sylvie Guillem

FreeYouNeedStageBeen

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on.

Tyler Perry

ForgivenessYourselfGrowing UpFree

I have been fortunate to have my game peak at the right times.

Tiger Woods

GameRightFortunatePeakBeen

At some point, policymakers will get around to dealing with additional policies around climate in ways to incentivize certain behaviors.

Rex Tillerson

WillPointGetDealingSomeAround

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