Albert Brooks Quotes

My father was very sick around the time I was born. The doctors thought he wouldn't live. He did recover, but I don't remember him as very active. I do remember lots of schtick around the dinner table. Generally, he and my brothers and I were all laughing at the same thing my mother did not find funny, whatever that was.

Albert Brooks

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 22, 1947

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FunnyFatherMotherLiveTimeSick

I deal with football from a realistic, logical point of view.

Joe Namath

FootballViewPoint Of ViewRealistic

It's not a science when you are judging art, but we'd be remiss to say you can't look at something and say, 'This is more well done than that.'

Matthew McConaughey

ScienceArtWell DoneYouLookDone

I don't think tongue cancer is the best cancer for an actor.

Michael Douglas

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There's no common taste in this world.

Stephen Chow

WorldTasteCommon

Nobody wants to be seen with a bigot.

Tucker Carlson

NobodySeenWantsBigot

From a very strategic level, I believe the military is part of the solution to better outcomes around the world, but at a higher level, it's really about economies.

Michael Mullen

WorldBelieveBetterSolutionLevel

I envied kids who played soccer and football, but that was not my gig.

Colson Whitehead

FootballSoccerWhoKidsPlayedGig

I remember an article, I can't recall who by, it was after the fall of the Berlin Wall, which said that now the Wall was down, there could be no more class war. Only someone with money could ever say such a thing.

Claude Chabrol

MoneyWarSomeoneRememberFallSay

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.

Anne Frank

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It's good to put on some lube under your wetsuit, so I tend to use a lot of baby oil on my arms and legs. It stops you chafing and helps you get your wetsuit off after the swim.

Alistair Brownlee

GoodBabyYouLegsOilSwim

No matter what your cultural sophistication or what language you speak, everyone can understand images.

Tibor Kalman

SpeakLanguageYouUnderstandMatter

I'm not a designer, I'm a creator.

Nicola Formichetti

CreatorDesigner

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