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Al Yankovic Quotes

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 23, 1959

Topics

Analytical Precise Very

Somali is turning into a desert. Rwanda, you can hardly find a place to plant a potato, it's so crowded.

Desert Plant You Find Place Potato

I like young actors because they're so unspoiled, not like some of those actors who are about half an hour into their fifteen minutes of fame by the time they get to me.

Time Me Fame Young Half Get

Everybody knows I'm not a clay-court specialist. I'm not feeling so well on this surface.

Angelique Kerber

Feeling Surface Well Knows Everybody

I am the Federal Government.

Government I Am Federal Government Am

I am disappointed that the President made the decision to have Ambassador Froman sign the TPP agreement in New Zealand.

Decision I Am New President Zealand

A computational device is incapable of developing a mind. We got consciousness not just by being clever.

Mind Clever Consciousness Being Just

When I said I no longer wanted to be a painter, that I wanted to be an actor, the first thing I did was get a stinking job in an insurance building.

Job Building Insurance Said Actor

If being an advocate of peace, justice, and humanity toward all human beings is radical, then I'm glad to be called radical. And if it is radical to oppose the use of 70 percent of federal monies for destruction and war, then I am a radical.

Justice Peace I Am War Humanity

People have a problem with me being different, but that propels me forward in life.

Mary-Louise Parker

Life People Me Forward Problem

There's Kenyan guys who last year or two years ago were running for Kenya, and then they switched to Qatar and Bahrain and other countries. Yes, I do have a problem with that.

Problem Year Two Years Yes Last

You have to laugh at things in order to let them be what they truly are. Because nothing is only sad. Nothing is only funny. There's context to all of those things.

Funny Sad Laugh You Nothing Context

To know the rules of the game, you have to be educated.

Game You Rules Know Educated

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