Aziz Ansari Quotes

Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your stuff, and they don't want to hear you do that again.

Aziz Ansari

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There are many people who do not know if the U.S. Army has 60,000 men or 6 million. They do not have a clue about that.

Jim Mattis

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Television provokes strong opinions, and sometimes we try a bit too hard to appeal to everyone.

Jo Brand

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To the Christian Church, the destruction of the Temple served as an ultimate sign that the Jews were no longer God's chosen people, divine favor having now been transferred to a newer and better Israel.

Meir Soloveichik

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I made good grades in school.

Stephanie Beatriz

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My father really was not the dominant person who raised the family, it was my mother who raised the family.

Stevie Wonder

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In my view, Arafat is the only Palestinian in the world that isn't willing to have an independent Palestinian state.

Silvan Shalom

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Understand life's mysteries - as mysteries to be lived.

Robert Zemeckis

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I'm not 21 and trying to prove something with my words.

Jaromir Jagr

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I'm not the apocalypse nor the promised land.

Jose Mujica

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One doesn't want fashion to look ridiculous, silly, or out of step with the times - but you do want designers that make you think, that make you look at fashion differently. That's how fashion changes. If it doesn't change, it's not looking forward. And that's important to me.

Anna Wintour

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I'm makin' a lotta dough, everyone knows who you are, and who the hell cares whether you're typecast or not? Also, there's something wrong with complaining about being typecast in something you really enjoy doing.

Peter Falk

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I like having black hair. When I was really young, I wanted to be Asian - Asian hair is beautiful. I also wanted to look like the girl in George Michael's 'Father Figure' video.

Pauley Perrette

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