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Aziz Ansari Quotes

It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 23, 1983

Topics

People Up Keep Laughing Come Hour

I always leave a box of unsalted almonds in my house. A handful of those are a good snack that should keep you satisfied.

Jenna Ushkowitz

Good You House Snack Box Leave

I had a father who was active, present. There are people out there that never knew their fathers, didn't have their father's support. If I were to complain, that would be real sad. How dare I?

John David Washington

Father Sad Support People Present

I think I can speak for every Senator, saying that he or she ran for the Senate because we want to help make this a better place; that is, we want to help our States and help America.

Saying Speak Think Better Help Want

I'm not somebody that just wants to hold up a white flag and say, 'Let's all just get along.' I think people that do horrible things should be held accountable.

People Think White Say Flag Up

I don't think about race before I start drawing. I think about how to make that mark to fit whatever purpose I need it to fulfill.

Purpose Start Think Drawing Race

I see my shows like Gandhi, and I've got little baby Gandhis, and they are changing the world. I know that I'm a bit delusional about that, but I do think of them like Gandhi. They are not celebrities: they are like Gandhi and Mother Teresa.

Ideas Crazy Saying Think You I Can

No, I don't regret my decision at all, especially after I started this music career. My eyes were as big as saucers.

Music Eyes Decision Regret Career

You can't just pill away injuries that go deep in someone. They don't just stop those feelings from existing.

Deep Someone Injuries You Feelings

My first album was me finding myself and my voice, finding how I sing. I was rolling with the punches because everything was new to me.

Myself Me Voice Finding New First

I just think it is important that you realize, that you're the best in the world. Whether you are a Democrat or Republican or whether you're libertarian or whatever, you are the best. And we should not ever forget that. And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.

Best Job World Think You Forget

As a youngster, my mother and father always drilled into my head having something to fall back on. My father was kind of funny. I'd score 40 points. I'd come home and say, 'Look dad, I scored 40.' He'd never have a smile on his face. He'd be like, 'I saw that move you did. What if you'd hurt your knee?'

Shaquille O'Neal

Funny Smile Father Mother Home Face

Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!

Nikita Khrushchev

History You Will Side Like Our

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