Bill Burr Quotes

If you do live shows long enough as a comedian, you can still hear that rhythm of laughing. It's ingrained in you, and it's not something you can really teach somebody. It comes from doing hours and hours and hours and years and decades on stage, performing in front of live crowds.

Bill Burr

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If you are going to work for the first time, keep your mouth shut and your eyes and ears open. Listen, watch - and don't forget what you see.

Jimmy Savile

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Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.

Joan Baez

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I was homeless for almost a year and a half, just living in my car or bouncing around peoples' houses, going to 7-Eleven at the end of the day and asking them for the taquitos that they were going to throw out because I hadn't eaten in two days.

Andy Biersack

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I envision a future where there'll be 300 million reporters, where anyone from anywhere can report for any reason. It's freedom of participation absolutely realized.

Matt Drudge

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The very best khakis are made by Bills Khakis.

Roger Stone

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I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie.

Michael Trevino

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Music has always gotten me through life, particularly honest, real music.

Lisa Marie Presley

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A sure indicator of true religion is a concern for the poor of the earth.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

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It's a miracle to be an actor and to know that you have a job to go to a year from now is a rare thing, so I think peace of mind and financial stability come with that. Hopefully I'm a little wiser and have a little more perspective in my life than I did then.

Debra Messing

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So mightiest powers buy deepest calms are fed, And sleep, how oft, in things that gentlest be!

Bryan Procter

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If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up.

Penn Jillette

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I'm an athlete and I'm black, and a lot of black athletes go broke. I do not want to become a statistic, so maybe I overcompensate. But I'm paranoid. Oprah told me a long time ago, 'You sign every check. Never let anyone sign any checks.'

Serena Williams

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