Bill Burr Quotes

Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn't work out. But maybe because it didn't work out, that's why I ended up on 'Breaking Bad;' I don't know.

Bill Burr

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As a kid, I wasn't sure that I would ever get married - I was not the kind of little girl who played at being a bride.

Jessica Valenti

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My agent loves me.

Robert Picardo

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About 25 years ago, my wife and I bought Kenny Loggins' house in Santa Barbara. It was way out of our price range, but we said, 'Screw it, let's go for it.' We've raised our family there. We overextended ourselves at the perfect time in our lives, and it worked out for the best.

Jeff Bridges

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Poetry says the things that I can't say. I read a lot, but I never write it.

Trevor McDonald

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I'm 5 feet 3, but I was 6 feet 4 when I married Ava.

Mickey Rooney

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The gap between rich and poor is widening dramatically. There's a hangar at the Cairo airport for private jets, billionaires are on the Forbes list, and Egypt's annual per-capita income is two thousand dollars. How can you sustain that?

Mohamed ElBaradei

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The truths are universal: Every kid knows fear. Every kid knows family and friendship. Loss, love, laughter. Everything else is just detail.

Jason Reynolds

FamilyFriendshipLoveFearLaughter

We've got to make greedy banks pass on interest rate cuts in full, and we've got to see rents coming down.

Jasmine Guinness

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The Rolling Stones have been the best of all possible worlds: they have the lack of pretension and sentimentality associated with the blues, the rawness and toughness of hard rock, and the depth which always makes you feel that they are in the midst of saying something. They have never impressed me as being kitsch.

Jon Landau

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Ali... we should have gone to see that movie. Malcolm X was another one.

Cicely Tyson

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There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard to come by.

Annie Dillard

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My favorite subject was English or creative writing. We did poems and making a magazine, and I did one on celebrities. I called it 'Celebrity Life Magazine.' I interviewed my good friend Kaley Cuoco.

Ashley Tisdale

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