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Bill Burr Quotes

There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 10, 1968

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Good Time Window Enough You Career

There's pros and cons of a big church. Cons is I don't get to know everybody, I don't get to go to their ballgame, I don't get to marry everybody, but the pros are you get all this community, 800 ushers come in to serve, getting there at 7 in the morning on their day off and coming in on Saturday to make all those wafers.

Morning Community Day Church You Go

People can come to me, and no matter how expert they are, I can virtually always see a way of doing something better.

People Me Better Doing I Can Way

I can't visualize the situation in which we nuke ourselves into extinction.

Situation Visualize Extinction Which

After eight months of one of the most intensive public and private investigations in American history, no one - no one - has come up with a shred of evidence that I had anything to do with the anthrax letters. I have never worked with anthrax. I know nothing about this matter.

History American Know Nothing Matter

If I tax them, in fact, I'm not taxing the capitalists, I am taxing the people who have saved, trusted. It was very controversial, those sorts of things. But finally, it worked out.

I Am People Tax Out Things Fact

I have always been interested in gender politics, so I'm not that keen on doing things that don't represent a truth about women.

Women Truth Politics Gender Doing

I'm learning from my past mistakes and trying to correct them as I move forward. Experience at the international level has probably taught me what it takes to probably go out there and get a 100 or to build an innings or to win a game.

Learning Experience Mistakes Past Me

Every funny story has at least one unusual thing in it.

Funny Story Unusual Every Least

Simplicity just isn't a word synonymous with taxes.

Simplicity Taxes Just Word

The method of political science is the interpretation of life; its instrument is insight, a nice understanding of subtle, unformulated conditions.

Life Science Political Understanding

On the day when two army corps may mutually annihilate each other in a second, probably all civilized nations will recoil with horror and disband their troops.

Day Army Horror Will Two May

Money is kind of just like air - if you don't have air, you can't breathe. If you don't have money, I don't think you'll want to breathe - you won't want to live.

Live Money Think You Want Kind

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