Bill Hader Quotes

I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson voice on the bus, obviously before I hit puberty. And everybody went, 'Whoa, that sounds just like Bart Simpson.'

Bill Hader

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 7, 1978

Topics

GoodVoiceRememberBusPuberty

Never walk into a hospital crying. Have an attitude that you will make someone else's life better.

Jim Kelly

LifeAttitudeWalkBetterSomeone

In my mind, the CalMac ferry is linked with the joy of arrival, the sadness of departure, the loss of loved ones brought home by ferry to rest in island soil. It is friendships made and a working life begun.

Johann Lamont

LifeHomeJoyMindRestSadness

I just think we tear down women in this country for all these superficial reasons, and women are so great and strong.

Melissa McCarthy

WomenGreatStrongThinkDownJust

One of the most powerful devices is to distort time, to go from human time to atomic time, geologic time. Sometimes you can actually accomplish that, with one unexpected word choice.

Robert Morgan

TimeUnexpectedYouPowerfulChoice

I am not virtuous. Our sons will be if we shed enough blood to give them the right to be.

Jean-Paul Sartre

I AmEnoughBloodWillRightGive

Pretty mundane closet, but a lot of ties. And I tend not to throw anything out, so I have a lot of clothes from all times from my life. I can be a little sentimental with things like that.

Jeff Koons

LifeMy LifeClothesI CanAnything

The quality of our lives is diminished every time we lose a great artist. It's a different world without Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Curtis Mayfield, Brian Jones and the rest.

Steven Van Zandt

GreatTimeQualityWorldRestLose

I don't even like football.

Tom Hooper

FootballLikeEven

College campuses were once a hotbed of political activity.

Tom Ford

CollegePoliticalActivityOnceWere

In retrospect, I'm really shocked at how far I put my heart out there on the line with 'Prima Donna'. I seem to have this knack for being able to accomplish that.

Rufus Wainwright

HeartAccomplishHow FarLineOut

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

Lou Holtz

GoodHumorPeopleProblemYouMood

I've written poetry most of my life.

Julia Michaels

LifePoetryMy LifeMostWritten

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