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Bill Engvall Quotes

I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 27, 1957

Topics

Hair Doing Sound Up Count Woke

I feel like a lot of the industry and media portray this image of what beautiful is, or how you should dress, or how you should look, and I don't think it's healthy.

Beautiful Dress Think Media Look

To be anywhere near an enormous ocean liner when you are just like a fish in the water is frightening.

Water Ocean Fish You Just Like

A thing of beauty is a joy forever: its loveliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness.

Beauty Joy Will Never Forever Pass

The original judgment of the FBI, the Secret Service, and the CIA was that there were three shots. I don't think that convinced us except as a statement by people, many of them who were familiar with ballistics. This question troubled me greatly.

John Sherman Cooper

Service People Me Think Three FBI

I sit in my room at my desk, looking out the window to the yard and waiting for a plot to come to me, to rise slowly in my mind.

Waiting Mind Me Window Looking Rise

The reason we started the Driver Era is just 'cause our creative endeavors sort of demanded it.

Creative Reason Driver Started Just

I hope my books empower kids, and that they learn how to work out their problems themselves.

Jean Craighead George

Work Hope Problems Learn Empower

I've always liked being relatively obscure. I feel that's where I belong, that's where my work belongs.

Work Feel Always Obscure Belong

I have a very easy life, I can wander around.

Life Easy Wander I Can Around Very

Art was always my main focus; I fell into writing by accident in the 1980s, writing magazine articles to pay for my studio. I have to put myself into the position of writing; sometimes it doesn't work, and sometimes it works great.

Douglas Coupland

Work Great Art Myself Focus Writing

I grew up a child of Watergate. It gave me a good dose of skepticism about authority. One of my favorite movies is 'All the President's Men.' Woodward and Bernstein, those guys were my heroes. I have a degree in journalism.

Good Men Child Me Journalism Movies

People always let me know when their team beats the Canucks.

People Me Team Know Always Beats

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